Calm the F*ck Down – Funny Relaxation Candle 🕯️😂

$14.99

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Need a reminder to breathe and let go? Calm the F*ck Down is here to help you relax, unwind, and chill the hell out in the midst of a chaotic day. Made with all-natural coconut apricot wax and infused with the soothing scent of lavender essential oil, this candle is the perfect way to reset your mood and de-stress.

🔥 Key Features:
All-Natural Coconut Apricot Wax – Clean-burning & eco-friendly
Soothing Lavender Scent – Promotes relaxation and stress relief
Funny & Functional – A hilarious gift that actually works
Glass Jar with Lid – Sleek, minimalist design that fits any space
Made in the USA – High-quality, small-batch crafted

🔥 Size Options:
📏 9oz Glass Jar: Dimensions: 2.9" x 3.5" – Perfect for long-lasting relaxation
📏 4oz Glass Jar: Dimensions: 1.5" x 2.0" – Great for travel or small spaces

🌿 Perfect for:

  • Stress relief & relaxation rituals
  • Funny gifts for friends, coworkers, or yourself
  • Aromatherapy & mindfulness practices
  • Home, office, or anywhere you need to calm the f*ck down

Candle Safety:

  • Never leave a burning candle unattended
  • Keep away from flammable objects, pets, and children
  • Trim wick before each use for an even burn

😂 Light this candle, take a deep breath, and calm the f*ck down – Order yours today!