Sometimes, you just need to take a deep breath and let that negativity go. This funny yet functional candle is here to remind you to inhale the good sht and exhale the bullsht—one calming breath at a time. Infused with a refreshing blend of lemongrass, jasmine, and patchouli, this candle creates a peaceful, stress-free atmosphere while making you (or your gift recipient) smile.
🔥 Scent Notes:
🍃 Lemongrass – Fresh and uplifting
🌸 Jasmine – Floral and soothing
🌿 Patchouli – Earthy and grounding
🔥 Key Features:
✔ Premium Coconut Apricot Wax Blend – Renewable, vegan, and eco-friendly
✔ Long Burn Time – Up to 80+ hours for the 9oz size
✔ High-Quality Fragrance Oils – Paraben-free, phthalate-free, and cruelty-free
✔ Organic Cotton Wicks – Clean-burning for a toxin-free experience
✔ Funny & Functional – The perfect mix of relaxation and humor
🔥 Size Options:
📏 9oz Glass Jar: Dimensions: 2.9" x 2.9" x 3.5" – For long-lasting stress relief
📏 4oz Glass Jar: Dimensions: 1.5" x 1.5" x 2.0" – Perfect for travel or small spaces
🌿 Perfect for:
- Self-care & relaxation rituals
- Funny & uplifting gifts
- Aromatherapy & stress relief
- Home, office, or anywhere you need good vibes
⚠ Candle Safety:
- Never leave a burning candle unattended
- Keep away from flammable objects, pets, and children
- Trim wick before each use for an even burn
✨ Take a deep breath, let go of the bullsh*t, and order your relaxation candle today!
